Coitus and Cop-outs

Well except maybe for the fact that I know he is in town and is exceptionally intelligent and good...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:40:29 -0500

Well except maybe for the fact that I know he is in town and is exceptionally intelligent and good looking. And would totally do it. But I won’t because I know she exists and I don’t believe in karma but I do believe in decency.

Nothing is more unfortunate than a bag of batteries that do NOT...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:30:55 -0500

Nothing is more unfortunate than a bag of batteries that do NOT fucking work!

Dear Sirs:

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:58:40 -0500

tomatoallergy:

Yelling things at me out of your car window at three am is not going to accomplish much.

Honestly, if it is three am on a Friday and I am biking up Milwaukee in the snow, I am exhausted and a little drunk, and my only object is to get home as fast as I can so I can make white people quesadillas (sharp cheddar and wheat tortilla, yeah) and fall asleep.

And I mean, I’m flattered, or I would be, if I knew you didn’t yell at most girls or if gentlemen such as yourself have not been yelling at me the entire time I’ve lived in Logan Square. But really, all you yelling at me does is make me think about gender and women and objects and whatnot when I don’t want to because it is three in the morning and I am so tired and all I want to do is go home and eat a quesadilla.

Which is another matter entirely. As is this whole me living in your neighborhood thing.

Damn.

But really, I would rather you keep your comments about my body, my bike, and your feelings to yourself.

Thanks.

tomato allergy

love her.

D.C. Council Affirms Vote to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:17:57 -0500

D.C. Council Affirms Vote to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage:

absurdlakefront:

rustyjtrump:

he D.C. Council today passed historic legislation that legalizes same-sex marriage in the District of Columbia. The bill was approved 11-2 on a second vote, and now goes to D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty’s desk for his signature. The mayor has promised to sign the bill.

Congrats to DC!

I made him say my name over and over again. And i made sure, this time, his hands were exactly the...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:09:30 -0500

I made him say my name over and over again. And i made sure, this time, his hands were exactly the way I like them before they were all over my skin. The sheets were cool and made chills run down my spine, making my nipples hard and my breath short. He wanted intimacy, something I could not give him but he settled down nicely after I made it clear nothing made me less wet than keeping up a facade of interest. And then it was over and he asked about the heart shaped bird nest. And I smiled and said it was a very long story and turned my back to him. But he couldn’t let it go and then I felt naked for the first time all night and I asked him to go and there was too much hurt on his face for me to not apologize. And I opened the french doors and looked through old polaroids of her. And wondered how much more fucked up this could all get before I completely lose it.

This is coit’s post wine sexy face. I didn’t take...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:57:02 -0500

This is coit’s post wine sexy face. I didn’t take this. ;)

"You can (and should) ask if their practice is LGBT, kink, or poly friendly if this is important to..."

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:56:59 -0500

“You can (and should) ask if their practice is LGBT, kink, or poly friendly if this is important to you. Or ask specifically what their experience is working with sexual issues. It is fair to ask how many clients they have seen with your particular issue — whether it’s difficulty reaching orgasm, premature ejaculation, or simply enhancing the sexual satisfaction in your relationship. You may also ask what their beliefs are about your sexual practices. I think most providers who are comfortable working with sexual issues should be able to handle these questions with ease, making you feel comfortable in the process. If you feel uncomfortable with their answers or sense judgment or defensiveness, keep looking.””

- The Sex Doctor Is Out / Violet Blue: Talk to your doctor about sex? You’re better off asking Twitter (via tissie)

I’m in a great mood.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:17:25 -0500

I’m in a great mood.

sexartandpolitics: David J. Phillip/AP Houston Mayor-elect...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:17:27 -0500

sexartandpolitics:

David J. Phillip/AP

Houston Mayor-elect Annise Parker, center, celebrates with her partner Kathy Hubbard, left, Parker’s runoff election victory at a campaign party on Saturday in Houston.

The air is still and cool in my little home. I was restless all...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:46:45 -0500

The air is still and cool in my little home. I was restless all night long. Tangled in my sheets. It felt like summer and I felt like a kid, too excited to sleep, too overwhelmed with all the possibilities and people to meet. I dreamed of miami. And my future apartment. Just a few months now. A turquoise kitchen, a big soft bed facing french doors, international relation textbooks spread all around my living room. Someone to cook breakfast for in the morning, if only for one morning. I’m not sure why I ever left. That city, for me, flows with possibility. It is sexy and tantalizing and challenges me to open my mind more and more and more. I’ll be sad to leave her. I always am. But I’m closer this time.

Okay, paper completed. I wish I was curled up in bed with someone. I’m freezing and a tad...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:59:29 -0500

Okay, paper completed.

I wish I was curled up in bed with someone. I’m freezing and a tad lonely and I’m missing friends and old loves.

third coffee of the day.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:20:50 -0500

third coffee of the day.

fuck

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:42:33 -0500

10 page human trafficking paper assigned all semester due at midnight. ready, set, go.

ready, set, check facebook….. ready, set, stalk goldfish.

ready, set, look at porn.

ready, set…. FUCK.

I re read some of my latest posts and my god they are incredibly inane. So to continue the inanity,...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:34:57 -0500

I re read some of my latest posts and my god they are incredibly inane. So to continue the inanity, I woke up this morning and the first thing I thought was: Mcdonald’s chicken nuggets. NOW.

So, now I am laying in bed eating them watching Jack on AMC.

OMG Jay-lo is his teacher?

there you go, love.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:51:25 -0500

there you go, love.

"But to me, the most dangerous response would be for me to stop what I am doing. The thought that..."

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:45:00 -0500

“But to me, the most dangerous response would be for me to stop what I am doing. The thought that killing Tiller might also succeed in closing another clinic — that’s my main reason for keeping open.”

- Dr. Carhart

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/04/us/04abortion.html?_r=2&hp

they actually sat in my section.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:47:54 -0500

ex (via text message): hey, sorry for showing up at your work with my ex. Just a friend buying me dinner because I had a bad day.

me: Sorry you had a bad day. Thank you for choosing my place of work.

ex: Is that sarcasm?

me: Nope. Not at all! I genuinely love it when you bring in your ex girlfriend in and I serve you guys drinks and food! I love it. Have a great night! By the way all I could think the entire time I was serving you guys was that you never made me come. Hope she has better luck!

ohmygod

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:30:07 -0500

clearwire, I am not amused with your shitty internet service. Thanks for telling me my card was getting declined (totally possible) and then proceeding to withdraw the monthly payment EIGHT times.

i hope

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:01:42 -0500

someday I will be in love with someone as much as michelle duggar is in love with jim bob.

ughhhh. why do you make me feel like this?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:39:53 -0500

ughhhh. why do you make me feel like this?