Having your best guy friend over for dinner is so much better than having over someone you are fucking/want to fuck.  Its like, I already know it wont be awkward, get to have the company of a hot guy, and I don’t have to take a shower before he gets here. 

In other news, its 2012, and I made coffee in my apartment today. And now I’m making dinner. I also slept alone last night. 

Progress.