two essays. BAM! I forgot what sitting still and actually doing homework was like.
Just wrote
Most 18 to 65 year-old Americans fall into one of two groups:
Those that can afford to pay full price for things
And
Those working Black Friday.
LOL. You’re so fucking right. Though I did trade shifts so I don’t have to wait on little old ladies who shit if their water glasses are 3/4 of the way “empty”. Tonight, I’ll just sling drinks to people going over receipts of the impulsive shopping decisions they made today.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Baby- Devendra Banhart
I’m trying really hard not to fall in love with you. Or the idea of you. But you made me a cd. And no one has ever put that much time into making me a cd. And no cd has ever been more beautiful, seriously. And you made me recall a memory from when I was a child that ran chills up my spine and warmed me to the core. And I’d like to pretend I’d be content not knowing you further, but really, I know you exist, and when I fall asleep you flash through my mind like a lighting bolt and jolt me awake me make me wonder what it would be like to feel the curve of you in my sheets.
jellyfishing
if we were real life friends, we could have a joint blog, loud vulgar conversations about penises in public places and i would buy you this ring.
http://www.outblush.com/women/fashion/jewelry/single-ring/
we could raise hell together.
omg. i read this post and the angels cry.
i am currently in a room with subtlecluster and she cuddles up to her uterus pillow. i wish you could be in our safe space to be empowered and have a judgment-free sexcapade discussion with us.
Ugh, i’m so jealous!!! I would fuckin’ bring it, you guys. Okay, we are all going to totally hang out one day and big things are going to happen.
YESPLZ LADEEZ! I totally have family in Florida, sooooo it could happen.
Hell yes!
jellyfishing
if we were real life friends, we could have a joint blog, loud vulgar conversations about penises in public places and i would buy you this ring.
http://www.outblush.com/women/fashion/jewelry/single-ring/
we could raise hell together.
omg. i read this post and the angels cry.
i am currently in a room with subtlecluster and she cuddles up to her uterus pillow. i wish you could be in our safe space to be empowered and have a judgment-free sexcapade discussion with us.
Ugh, i’m so jealous!!! I would fuckin’ bring it, you guys. Okay, we are all going to totally hang out one day and big things are going to happen.
jellyfishing
if we were real life friends, we could have a joint blog, loud vulgar conversations about penises in public places and i would buy you this ring.
http://www.outblush.com/women/fashion/jewelry/single-ring/
we could raise hell together.
goodnight tumblr.
kiss your mommas. or anyone. and feel something, anything, preferably love but anything human will suffice, from the soles of your feet to the tips of your fingers. right now i choose to feel wonder.
sometimes, i read blogs that i like aloud to my friends, and a lot of times they are coitusandcopouts’ and my one friend lyndsey always says “oh my god. is she you?” because of how similarly we think.
but the truth is she is so much more beautiful. i choose to feel giddy like a schoolgirl. meep meep.
I read your blog aloud to friends too! You always kill me. Also, you’re drop dead beautiful liv ullman and kate winslet even said so. «3!
goodnight tumblr.
kiss your mommas. or anyone. and feel something, anything, preferably love but anything human will suffice, from the soles of your feet to the tips of your fingers. right now i choose to feel wonder.
